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Mullets Making a Come Back

by Johnny Beller

It is necessarily a fact that if you were awake two decades a go you know how awesome mullets are. They were at once sexy and repulsive, magnetic and curiously feminine. The old saying goes, "business in the front, party in the back". Who could possibly forget that? Well, even if you did forget, do not worry. The Mullet is making a raging come back.

The south has always been known for its stubbornness. They were stubborn in the 1860's and they are just as stubborn or more so now when it comes to something so precious as hair, and on top of that something so precious as the mullet. It comes as a shock then when we hear of celebrities taking their fashion cues from a people so often thought of as backward and out of touch with high society. Backward is the new forward.

If you are unaware of this particular hairstyle let me inform you. There is a phrase commonly used to explain it to people, "business in the front, party in the back". The hair in the front is very short and many times clean cut looking. In the back the locks fall erratically, sprawling the back over.

Thus the previously mentioned catch phrase was used to describe this hairstyle. The front is always conservative, so you don't do much with it as far as styling. However, since the back is left to grow long and beautiful, there are gobs of options when it comes to styling.

If you have an mullet and are worried about practicality stop worrying now. Ponytails are a quick and easy fix for the professional on the go. For a more stylish, out of the way option, you could even braid your mullet thus creating what is called the "rat tail". There are so many things you can do with the mullet. Never Fear.

Probably the best thing about the mullet is its low maintenance nature. You don't have to do much with it. Some gel, a ponytail, a little braiding, and you are ready for the admiration of the masses!

Contrary to common perception, men are not the only people who can pull off the mullet. In it's hey day, many women wanted this style also. As it reemerges, the same is still true. Yes! Even kids and teenagers can have it done! So why not flashback to the glory days and ask for a mullet the next time you need a haircut?!

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10 White Trash Styles that will never go out of style

by Daryl Lee

Pink Lipstick: You'll always look wet and wild with this doosy. Get the frosted lipstick and you can eat as much possum as you want and you'll still have most of it on!

Nail Art: Fake nails with intricate designs are a redneck must. Extra points for rockin out your tips out with rhinestones.

True Ripped Jeans: Rednecks mock those who have to buy the fake, designer worn/ripped jeans because they have an endless supply of truly haggard jeans from all sorts of tough activities.

Wife Beater: This almost see through tank top has many practical functions. It goes well with just about anything you can think of, it allows for easy BO ventilation, hides stains easily and above all is very very sexy.

Dyed Blonde Hair with Dark Roots: How can you not be attracted to the audacious apathy associated with this daring and oh so sexy hair style?

The Large Mustache: Rednecks wouldn't be redneck without at least a 1:2 mustache to no mustache ratio in those redneck communities communities.

Tan: tanned limbs can go a long way to making you look like naturally exotic and sexy. As for rednecks just be sure to keep your exposed parts to those tanned limbs. we prefer not to be blinded by searing white light.

Braids: Braids are perfect for a low-maintenance do all the day long. Just be sure to save up some rubber bands from your paper route and you'll be set for life!

Thick Eyeliner: It is so attractive to cake your eyes with eyeliner. Who doesn't like a woman with at least, at LEAST, half an inch of eyeliner on their eyes.

The Mullet: Certainly not least of all white trash styles is the Mullet. That all-encompassing hairstyle that has transcended the ceiling of trendiness and secured for itself a throne in hairstyle glory. Wear on Redneck, wear on!

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Redneck Styles That Rock

by Daryl Lee

Frosted Pink Lipstick: Day or night, youll always look wet n wild. Plus, the frosted lipstick lasts the longest. You can eat a whole hoagy and that stuff will still be on.

Sexy Nail Art: Getting huge fake nails and covering them with rhinestones and little butterflies is a redneck essential.

Ripped Jeans: Everyone has seen those oh so trendy designer ripped jeans but a true redneck will have at at least 5 out of 6 jeans that are authentically ripped from various sorts of rough housing. Keep that one pair for special occasions.

Wife Beater: This almost see through tank top has many practical functions. It goes well with just about anything you can think of, it allows for easy BO ventilation, hides stains easily and above all is very very sexy.

Bleached Hair With Dark Roots: High fashion, low maintenance. HAWT.

The Stalker Mustache: The molester with the mustache will never cease to creep out the masses.

Tan: tanned limbs can go a long way to making you look like naturally exotic and sexy. As for rednecks just be sure to keep your exposed parts to those tanned limbs. we prefer not to be blinded by searing white light.

Braids: Whether you do em up French, in rows, in pigtails, or in fishtails, braiding your hair is an easy all-day hairdo. Just add your best Scrunchy or rubber band, and youre good to go.

Heavy Eyeliner: Make-up you can scrape off in gobs will never go out of style as long as there are self-conscious women around.

Mullet Hair: Aside from all these stands the glorious mullet. No actor, singer, entertainer or politician has even been able to start a trend as trendy and as stylish as the mullet. May the redneck live on in infamy as the lone torch bearers of this, the last true hairstyle.

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